9:30 AM - The Tyrant

The meeting has been in session for 30 minutes and the tyrant is still going strong. Current agenda:

Item 1: "The Importance of Being Heard" - 10:00 AM - 10:30 AM
Item 2: "The Art of Saying Nothing" - 10:30 AM - 11:00 AM
Item 3: "The Science of Procrastination" - 11:00 AM - 11:30 AM
Item 4: "The Power of Passive-Aggressive Emailing" - 11:30 AM - 12:00 PM

Next up is the break, which promises to be a thrilling session of "The Bureaucratic Game Show" where contestants will compete to see who can fill out the most forms in 5 minutes.

See the Break Schedule View the Full Agenda Note: All times subject to change due to the whims of the tyrant. Get the Meeting Minutes